THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......

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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......

Post by athealan » May 16th 2014 - 4:38 pm

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
..The first man married a Greek girl
. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai girl.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. ...

.The third man married a girl from Yorkshire.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table every day. The first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything either,
...... but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down,
he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
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Post by dukster64 » May 16th 2014 - 5:02 pm

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
That explains a lot

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Post by twue » May 16th 2014 - 5:07 pm

Just proves what pussies you northerners are :roll: :whistle: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Post by athealan » May 16th 2014 - 5:54 pm

Is that why you support a northern team TART :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Post by twue » May 16th 2014 - 6:12 pm

athealan wrote:Is that why you support a northern team TART :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

I like to think of them as a Global team :super:
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Post by athealan » May 16th 2014 - 7:21 pm

twue wrote:
athealan wrote:Is that why you support a northern team TART :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

I like to think of them as a Global team :super:
You and think in same sentence :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Post by Ingolf » May 17th 2014 - 7:30 pm

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Seems legit :laugh:

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Post by athealan » September 2nd 2014 - 2:26 pm

9 Points to Ponder in Life---Never think of it this way? but how true

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't
tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks,
months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a bowl of hot and spicy curry. What you enjoy today
might burn your ass tomorrow.


...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it
doesn't last that long...
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