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Canada Bush Pilots

Post by drcoolmor » April 29th 2017 - 3:36 pm

Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Zbyshek and Vladek survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Zbyshek asked, "Any idea where we are?"

Vladek replied, "Not sure, but I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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Re: Off Topic Topic

Post by moeke » April 29th 2017 - 9:48 pm

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The Police Do Care...

Post by drcoolmor » August 3rd 2017 - 7:58 pm

NY Police report finding a man’s body in the Hudson River, near the confluence of the Mohawk River, at Peebles Island park.

The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Trump for President’ T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Trump T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
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Re: Off Topic Topic

Post by dcyel » August 3rd 2017 - 8:45 pm

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Sex in the dark

Post by drcoolmor » January 19th 2018 - 12:30 am

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light..Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...A vibrator soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent bastard,' she screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy.. ...You explain the kids.
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Post by dcyel » January 19th 2018 - 12:33 am

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Post by moeke » January 19th 2018 - 12:45 am

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Post by drcoolmor » March 17th 2019 - 4:12 pm

A thief entered a house.......


A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.
The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can kill me. But please untie the rope and free her.”

Thief: “You must really love your wife!”
Man: “No, but she'll be home shortly”.
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